Looking for useful boys

If you would like a discounted session I am looking for clever subs who can help make the house I use nicer or, maybe, more dungeony so if you have some DIY skills then say hello:

I would like a clever boy/boys who can

  • fix a none cooling american type fridge-freezer
  • plumb in a bidet
  • wallpaper (old off, new on) hallway and staircase
  • plaster a ceiling
  • paint the stair bannister – cream gloss now, hoping for dove grey
  • Move/swap around two 6ft fruit trees, (planted spring 2017, 3inch trunk)
  • I need an outdoor tap plumbing in: the original outside tap is now inside a conservatory so need a feed taking off this to a new tap outside
  • I have a Star Trak recumbant exercise bike that needs a service
  • lay on soil twenty 45cm x 45cm garden slabs

If you have any of these skills say hello and we can arrange something as a reward for your skills.